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Topic: Scottish joke
Posted: 14 Apr 2012 at 16:00
Hikers out walking in the Scottish Highlands come across a local crofter attending his sheep and they get talking.
After asking the crofter how he passes his time miles from anywhere he says:
‘D’ya see all the dry stone walling stretching all around the valley? There’s over 1000 miles of it and I did it all on my own, but do the locals call me Jock the waller?...no’
‘And do you see all the freshly ploughed fields in the lower meadows? There’s over 1200 hectares of them and I ploughed them all by old fashion horse & plough, but do the locals call me Jock the plough?...no.
‘And do you see all the haystacks all over the fields? There’s more than 500 of them and I cut and stacked them all by hand using a scythe and pitch fork, but do the locals call me Jock the hay maker?...no’
‘But I copulate 1 sheep……!
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